Car Buying Bouncer

The Garage

Bouncer-approved products to get 200k+ miles out of your ride. No dealer markup.

Every product here is something we'd put in our own cars. Links support this app at no extra cost to you.

CULT CLASSIC

Marvel Mystery Oil

The insider secret to cleaning sludge, improving compression, and making your engine bulletproof. Used by mechanics since 1923.

SKIP THE DEALER

Premium Ceramic Coating

Dealer charges $1,200 for this. DIY for under $50. Protects paint from UV, bird droppings, and tree sap for 2+ years.

High-Mileage Oil Filter

The filter your dealer won't tell you about. Extended-life filtration designed for 10,000+ mile intervals. Stop overpaying for oil changes.

RAIN READY

Rain-X

Dealers love charging you for wiper fluid 'upgrades.' Skip the markup — Rain-X keeps your windshield crystal clear in downpours so you can actually see what's coming.

BOUNCER-APPROVED

Plaud Note Pro AI Voice Recorder

Capture every promise a dealer makes — quoted price, waived fees, trade-in value, APR, warranty terms — as a searchable AI transcript you can compare against the final contract before you sign. No more "he said/she said" in the F&I office.

38 states + DC: record without disclosure~10 states: all-party consent required
SELLER PROTECTION

US Legal Forms — Sell Your Car Right

Bill of sale, title transfer, as-is disclosures, odometer statements — 85,000+ state-specific legal forms for private party car sales. Don't hand over your keys without the right paperwork.

IDENTITY SHIELD

Aura Identity Theft Protection

Car deals mean handing over your SSN, license, and financials to strangers. Aura monitors your identity 24/7, alerts you the second something looks wrong, and has your back with $1M identity theft insurance.

Official Merch

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Before You Buy

Three Reports. Zero Surprises.

Never trust a single data broker. Each provider uses different databases. Human errors in data entry mean one report might miss an accident or title issue that another catches. The gold standard: when three independent sources say the same thing.

Cross-reference all three for maximum protection

Bouncer's Fight Club

Earn While You Protect

You know those friends who almost got fleeced at the lot? Now you can send them the weapon — EpicVIN vehicle history reports — and earn commissions every time they use it.

How it works
  1. Sign up as an EpicVIN sub-affiliate (free)
  2. Share your personal referral link
  3. Earn commissions when people pull reports

Help others dodge dealer scams. Get paid for it. First rule of Fight Club — tell everyone.

Spread the Word

Know someone about to buy a car? Share the pitch deck or YouTube channel — arm them before they walk onto the lot.

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DISCLAIMER: Car Buying Bouncer provides mathematical estimates and negotiation templates for informational purposes only. We do not provide financial, legal, or professional advice. All calculations are based on user inputs and average data. We make no warranties regarding the accuracy of this data or the success of any negotiation. Users assume all risk. Not affiliated with any dealership, manufacturer, or third-party inspection service.

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